Two annoucements

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Before I post my flatulent recipe in the post that follows, I wanted to make two small annoucments.
One, I've added a handy "follow this blog" section to the sidebar. It'd make me super happy to have a few extra faces there, so sell your soul to google and get yourself a screen name and c'mon over.
Secondly, this has been happening for a few weeks now, but I wanted to say officially that my local columns are now running in the Holmes County Shopper and Orrville/Wooster This Week (a weekly wrap-up of The Daily Record, but if you get the DR, you won't get the This Week paper.) Thanks for supporting these publications!

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